The 80's and 90's have seen such a surge in wacky ninja abominations (turtle ninjas , rabbit ninjas, fat ninjas) that the name of todays game realy can't come as a surprise .The game's plot is about some evil clown named Twisto turning every one in the city into "zombies" . So it's your task to go out and brutaly beat the shit out of them , until you defeat a gigantic clown spider , which explodes into popcorn , which somehow frees people from their hypnotic state .As you might have guessed , the game is weird . It seems to ignore the fact that even the Powerpuff Girls (before it began to suck) got , that is these "saved" people are probably gonna be beaten up to near death , but whatever .
But as for the weirdness , I don't want to spoil too much , but here's two of the bosses
And yeah , the man chicken attacks you by shiting eggs at you.........which is actualy kind of disturbing if you think about it . That's like a female supervillian attacking you by birthing fast flying fetuses in your general direction at 30 miles per hour .
You play as the clown ,obviously , though he realy has no ninja esque qualities or weapons to speak of . Just fyring pies at peoples' faces .
The game itself is a little long , and the Big Top stage ,which you think would be the crowning moment of a game about clowns , just recycles the one midget clown enemy (in several colours and flavours !),and enemies like Elvis fighting with a harmonika and the fat lady , all premiering in earlier levels . The boss itself is also the most boring , just some sort of rogue mystic in a turban attacking you with exploding bunnies......yet somehow he's stil boring .
Rating for the game is : 4 out of 5 cherry pies .
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